Stole it...from

[X] i have walked into a glass/screen door.
- On soooo many occasions, to my friends it's weird to see me without a nose injury.

[X] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
- THAT was not fun >_<

[X] i have choked on my own spit.
-...what can I sayy?

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
- No I get that, i'm not THAT stupid

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidently caught something on fire.
- welll....fire is such a strong word..

[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
- What in God's name are you on about?

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
- ROFLMAO heck yeah!


[x] ive caught myself drooling.
- usually when i am lying on my side..regardless whether i'm dreaming or not

[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.
-No but I know someone who has XD

[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
- Nope..if someone says "laugh" then thats a whole different story X3

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
- Will probably happen when I get my licence

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.
- Every time someone tries to teach me something, or in the boring part of a book.

[X] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
- With lots of practice

[X] i just tried to lick my elbow.
- How did you know?!

[X] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
- They do that because they LOVE me!

[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[X] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
- and sometimes i choke on it..

[X] ive used my fingers to do simple math.
- Only a couple of times..

[X] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.
- Someone told me it would be fun!

[X] i ate a bug for $5 or less.
- by accident without the insentive of 5 dollars more..

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.
- Getting ready for work..

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.
- I'm not THAT stupid

[X] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.
- Haha, how would I know I was drunk...

[X] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.
- They say I was so drunk that no-one held it against me..

[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.
- ....uh, no.

[X] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
- Thats not THAT stupid....is it?

[ ] i accidentally break a lot of things.
- No but my sis does XD

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[X] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
- Often when I embarass myself or act like a dag in front of them they say "I love you Soph" and hug me ^__^

[X] i move my head to the side when im confused.
-HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME STUPID?!

[X] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.
- ...well..

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.
- It's an unstable chair I say!

[X] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
- I try and fail miserably..ceiling r white and non-textured ;-;


Total score: 24

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm 72% stupid"